NAORLY

I don’t understand why people constantly feel the need to display inside jokes between each other all over social media sites. Why wouldn’t you just text it to each other, or say it in person. It doesn’t make sense to anybody else nor is it funny or entertaining. Then when people ask you what it means or what you’re talking about you reply “oh nothing, it’s an inside joke”…… OKAY THEN KEEP IT OFF MY FUCKING FACEBOOK FEED U COCKSUCKING HOE.

I mean I do a lot of stupid things (like buy clothes) to keep the time I’m wasting in my life shoved off in the back of my head so I don’t realize how big of a failure I am but COME ON!!!!!! Constantly Facebooking each other and twittering each other is so fucking pointless, instead of those 2 hours you actually completely wasted doing absolutely nothing, you felt you did something because you replied to three @replys on twitter that made sense to only you which should have been text messages. Oh and you added two mobile-uploads of something on Facebook that only one person will understand the significance rather then just MMSing it to them.

Women always say that men are so much more slutty then they are and I am not sure I agree. They are more promiscuous but I don’t think thats why the word slut was invented, just to express the number of sexual partners.

I was thinking about this randomly and I know its one of the worst analogy ever but whatever.

Guys are like the job hunters, they send out mass applications to numerous jobs and see which jobs accept and which are the best bet. Girls are more like a store hiring, figuring out who to accept to hire for the job. Naturally the guy is the one seeking all over the place for a “job”. However it is up to the store to determine who to hire.

What I mean by that horrible piece of shit analogy is that, a store that hires 10 people and another store that hires 10 people, one can be easy and one cannot be. Some girls are supermarkets and some are law firms, they both hire multiple people a year for the job but they do it differently. Supermarkets dont need much of a reason to hire you, just have to not be a criminal, be able to show up to work, look sharp, etc. They wont take anybody but lets just say it wont be hard to convince a supermarket to hire you. A law firm however gets tons of applications, but will only hire a few people out of the mass. They need a good reason to hire you.

Theres two points I’m trying to make here.

1) It is far sluttier to allow/accept sex from people then it is to request it. Everyone asks for a million dollars, but the person who gives it away to someone is the person easily manipulated.

2) Two people who have the same amount of sex arent necessarily both sluts or both not sluts, in my opinion. One girl can have class but actually have had feelings for the 12 guys she fucked last year (probably not). But the other girl who slept with 12 guys who were 50% 1 night stands with strangers, 30% hookups with lonely pathetic friends of theirs who have always stuck around as her friend just to fuck her, and 20% guys she actually liked. She is the slut.

Theres a lot of words that men are more then women, but the word specifically of slut, applies to women, because unless you are a celebrity, theres usually not tons of girls trying to have sex with you and you have to decide who to have sex with.. I mean unless your name is Chaffee G. or Renny D. then I guess rules don’t apply.

Stealing words from another man

 I can’t fucking believe someone connected these two together. holy shit, so amazing.

If you live in LA or NY, I think you can actually pick up a chick (I mean slut) just because you have a blackberry. It’s that in right now. It’s so awesomely deliciously orgamisc that these girls would rather BBM an over-weight newb with ugly glasses they met at the club rather then text the hot-model friend they were introduced to last week by one of their friends.

It’s actually hilarious… You see young girls get their blackberry and blast out their pin on facebook and twitter and literally all they do for at least 2 months is flirt with about 15-20 guys on BBM 24/7. “What’s your pin” officially gets these girls wet. So if you have some lame flip-phone or and aren’t getting enough pussy, move to LA or NY and buy the new Blackberry Curve and hit up some clubs, you might be pleased with your results.

I’ve gotten a lot of ridicule in the last few months about how cynical I am, but after reading this you can safely understand why I simply say “go fuck yourself” and will eventually smile at your corpse in 25 years when I am healthy looking like Sylvester Stallone with tons of HGH pumped into my veins, while you had a heart-attack from all the alcohol you drank when you were clubbin it up.

People are simply stupid, its as simple as that. If you take any smoker for example, he is simply a moron in that aspect of his life (and I’d like to assume many other aspects). Anybody who would make a logical decision rather then be influenced by social values would obviously not smoke. It kills you and kills others around you, yet they choose to continue smoking, and thousands maybe millions start smoking every day. Then you have the funnier type of idiot, the ones who don’t even realize how stupid they are, the ones who act like they make a smart decision and actually look like an idiot by making a worse decision. For example the ones who consider weed to be the end of the world, but they drink heavily even only 2 nights a week. It’s been proven that Weed has less of an effect on the human body then Alcohol does, Alcohol is as much of a drug as Weed, and is  actually worse for you. However because it’s legal and the US can tax you on it so that they can fund some hoodlums to go fight in the middle east, that makes it okay? You are a fucking idiot and I hope your liver dies on you so that you can grasp what it feels like to be an asshole by contributing to the idea that alcohol is cool and teaching every new generation to start drinking younger and younger and younger and younger.

Anyway I am legitly rambling, but it’s been a while since my blog has been up, and it’s time to make people understand that I don’t think I am anything special at all, I just think the common individual (especially Americans) are just out-right stupid, and they almost solely live off of social constructs, allowing companies that MAKE MONEY OFF YOUR DECISIONS, to decide how to operate in life. What foods to eat, what to do at night, what type of friends to associate with. What type of girls to fuck and when to have kids, whether to smoke or not or which movie you enjoyed. I am nothing special and I probably never will be, but I do have the ability to think for myself, which I hope one day all living beings will ascertain.

Look-a-like??

My blog was down for a few months but I’m bringing it back. I’ve been told I look like Justin Timberlake in the last few months even though I disagree pretty heavily, I figured it was an appropriate title.

P.S. – I hope the completely random soothing theme of my blog appropriately clashes with the content found in it

What does it mean when someone tells you they “can’t picture you hooking up with a girl” followed by “can’t picture you hooking up with a guy either” in response to my “i’m not gay”. The person who said this is very likely to read this blog too, I wonder if they will comment or say something to me about it on bbm.

Prepare for rape.

FACEBOOK WHORE

Is it just me or does uploading a new photo to facebook and putting it as your default right after make that person seem like they want attention? Exceptions would be if someone basically has no photos or only old ones and they finally get a new photo and make it their default. But you see people constantly uploading pictures where they look far above-average and put it as their main, then once they find a picture that looks even more BA to the MF (BADASS MOTHER FUCKER) then they upload it and instantly put it as their default aswell. Its honestly quite pathetic and probably even more pathetic that I am blogging about it right now but lets face it, I am pathetic and we all know this.

I just don’t get peoples obsession with getting attention on Facebook, any guy thats going to take you seriously cause you have hot photos on your facebook is probably a douche-bag anyways and he almost for sure won’t be able to support you and kids in 15 years not unless he’s already rich, and in that case he 100% will cheat on you. And if you’re a guy who’s doing this, by all means go for it I guess, you’re still a huge douchebag but at least the girl is superficial and shallow so that way when you end up cheating on her you won’t feel so bad cause you know shes a dumb twat who likes to drink beer every weekend.

If you’re trying to show off your body, why don’t you do it on something like Fling.com or one of those “FACEBOOK WITH SEX” advertisements.  You’ll probably get 800 times more attention, have 800 times more sex, and die at age 40 with 14 STDs, but at least that way your close family and friends don’t secretly think you’re a judgmental whore trying to get the world to like you by spending more time selecting Facebook photos then you spent studying for finals last year.